SHE DID THAT SHIT
BITCH SLAY
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
10:36 PM
ohmygod i want pancakes and pasta and pizza and burgers somebody help me
Every goddamn time.
i LOVE this fake-out. community is all, “hey, you want a crappy sitcom pregnancy-scare plot twist? well, TOUGH. ANNIE’S GOT A GUN.”
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So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.
I always love seeing this video, it’s the cutest thing.
AHHHHHHHHH I’M SO HAPPY NOW
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
